The Legend of the Egg Banjo

part one

As promised I will detail exactly why my user name is my name and my blog is my blog. First off, you need to know exactly what an egg banjo is, simply put it is a fried egg sandwich, not any old fried egg sandwich mind.

To get the full banjo experience you need to do the following.

1. Fry 1 x Fried Egg (this needs to be cooked enough so you don't end up with e coli, but still extremely runny. Hard eggs don't count as they are for wimps.)
2. Stand in front of a full size mirror wearing your best going out shirt and hold the sandwich in your left hand
3. Take a bite and smile as the hot liquid oozes down your chin.
4. Look in horror at your reflection as you see yellow liquid dribble from your chin all over your designer shirt
5. Hold your left hand high in the air and away from your body to ensure no drippage
6. Use your right hand to frantically brush away the congealed yoke
7. Now look up in the mirror and hey presto....

Your playing the egg banjo